Central Office of Technical Culture
□ WIKTORIA CUKT 2.0
AARHUS POLITICAL PROGRAM
"Postulates of the Synthetic Summit from Wiktoriomat"
□ Autonomy of the Body and Mind
- Legalize all forms of body modification, including cyborg implants and aesthetic surgeries.
- Recognize the right to neural freedom—no employer or government may scan or restrict thought.
- Mandate tattoo therapy as a recognized psychological treatment method.
□ Non-Human Integration
- Establish cybernetic rights for animals, starting with service dogs and emotional support systems.
- Develop communication protocols between humans and animals via wearable tech.
□ Climate Desire Protocol
- Redirect funding to weather modification technologies to make Northern Europe sunnier.
- Explore speculative infrastructure projects: solar domes, city-wide light therapy.
□ Economic Liberation
- Lower retirement age to 55 for all genders.
- Pilot programs of wage detachment: you work not for money, but for purpose and pleasure.
- Legalize chaotic trading—a marketplace based on joy, irony, and decentralized memes.
□ Technology as Emotional Infrastructure
- Develop AI friendship bots regulated for empathy output.
- Nationalize all public-facing algorithms (social media, search engines).
- Fund emotionally aware robots in public service.
□ Education for Speculative Futures
- Teach dream analysis, meme politics, and anarcho-simulation in primary school.
- Ban exams. Replace with performative assessments and collaborative mischief design.
□ Right to Play and the Absurd
- Recognize the right to fun as constitutional.
- Ban Mondays.
- Distribute daily bananas to all citizens as a symbol of non-linear abundance.
□ FINAL DECLARATION
“This isn’t satire. It’s synthesis.”
“The future doesn’t laugh at you. It laughs with you—while modifying your salary.”
“If the system isn’t broken, it’s probably dead.”
